I feel like this is going to be much less fun than last year's because it is far, far later than most of my readership is watching this. Damn you, the West Coast. Alright, so we're starting with Beyonce. I'm not sure I'm loving the gel damp bob? She is still obviously gorgeous and I can only hope to move one one thousandth of that well ever in my whole life. This seems kind of restrained for her? Just the fog and the chair? Oh! Here's Jay-Z. And there is his hand firmly planted on her ass. Are they music's biggest power couple of all time? I'm blanking on any other possible contenders. So much money talent in one household, yo. Awww, I forgot that LL Cool J always hosts this. Everyone loves LL Cool J. Aww, a cold weather joke. Way to go lowest common denominator, dude. Reference to his own lyrics! That only took 85ish seconds. And the first Taylor Swift joke of the night. Exc...